The Words to "Billy Jack Washburn" by Johnny Paycheck.
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This is a plea to anyone whose name happens to be Tamara and is aged 27. Please, please, please email us - click here to go to our party membership submission page.This is another plea. If you have the Billy Jack Washburn CD, please email us.
This is a campaign against the Québeçois. They stole the original Billy Jack Washburn CD (hence the CD plea) and various other things from the party's President - even a motor home was stolen. With a slight modification to the Billy Ocean words, "When the going gets tough, the stuff gets stolen..."
If you would like to help us in our campaign against the Québeçois, then please email us.
Unfortunately, we cannot supply any purple pet paint - please visit your local pet store if you really would like to paint any of your pets purple. If you would like purple face paint, we recommend you purchase it from a large shop - the President of the Billy Jack Washburn Moderate to Extremist Left Wing Coalition Party would be pleased to explain exactly why.
Click here to see the Billy Hall of Fame - where it's OK to be a Billy - and here to see the Billy Hall of Shame - where pretenders to the name "Billy" are held up for ridicule.
If you believe that you are either a budding politician, and would like to stand at an election for The Billy Jack Washburn Moderate to Extremist Left Wing Coalition Party, or would simply like to become a party member, please click here to submit an application form to the Chancellor.
My favourite Billy Ocean sound.
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